Perfect Professions For Picking Women Up
If you think selling mantel clocks and Howard Miller clocks will endear you to chicks, think again. A career in sales is not one of those jobs that can help you get you the girls. In a city overflowing with testosterone, a salesman is a small fish - or to be more apt, a decorative wall clock - in the dating pool. So if selling Howard Miller clocks is not the best job for picking up women, what job is? Here is a quick round-up.
1. Lawyer
Confidence, money, smooth-talking skills - the lawyer has it all. Behind closed doors, he can sink his teeth into his vulnerable client of choice. Even better, he gets paid for his services - legal or illegal.
2. Fashion photographer
Austin Powers was a dud but he was also two things that chicks dig - a fashion photographer and a secret agent. A photographer is always around beautiful women while they go in and out of their clothing. What better time to strike up a conversation and maybe, establish a connection?
3. Serviceman
Whether her problem is the cable, a clogged sink, a loose door, or a magic unicorn, she’s calling you so you can give her a fix. Show up at her door between 2pm and 5pm. They call you serviceman because you’re a man who provides servicing, git?
4. Hairdresser
Before you go “No way, that is so gay!”, think about it. The man with the scissors is everything women want in a guy - he listens, he’s sensitive, he makes her look pretty, and he can send chills down her spine with a gentle touch to her scalp. And because most hairdressers are homo, a straight hairdresser is all the more desirable. You’re nice, you’re sensitive, you know her by the roots, and best of all, you’re one in a kind - literally. So forget about selling Howard Miller clocks. If you’re a hairdresser, women will fall in line for a piece of you.
5. Politician
Power is an aphrodisiac to a woman. Plus, campaigning is pretty much an equivalent of speed-dating. You get introduced to thousands of women - and all of them look up to you. When you’re a politician, it’s female buffet every day.
These jobs are not listed in any particular order. So, if you’re planning your career path right now, leave the politicking for last. Sure, you get introduced to lots of women but you also get to know critics and opponents who will only be too happy to eat you for breakfast.
